Bengang 1:
Wad St Mary khas for surgical elective admission. So, pandai2 la top-up the blood forms and Typenex! So I dont have to run upstairs to get em. Buang masa btol la. Pas tu nak aku buat keja cepat...kalau nak tolong amikkan takpe la. Ni, kalau mintak tolong mesti buat muka bedekkkk...
Bengang 2:
Aku dah GXM. Dah chartkan blood. Dah letak IVC. Dah call kompemkan blood dah ready. Dah kasi tau ko wahai macik nurse. Ko tinggal pesan porter pi amikkan darah kat blood bank jek. Tu pun ko tak leh buat????? Tak pasal2 patient tak dapat blood pre-op. Seb baik post-op Hb tak drop lagi teruk... kalo tak aku gak kene marah. Nanti ko gak yang pepandai isik incidental form komplen pasal aku...ngada ah korang ni!
Bengang 3:
Aku busy. Karang2 la aku wat discharge letter. Tup tup aku sampai, ko dah hurung patient tu kuar wad. Hek eleh, aku tak sempat nak buat surat, buat prescription, tak sempat nak cakap sat kat patient. Hah...ko bawakla dia pegi. Jangan bleep mintak macam2. Hah.... 30minit kendian, ko tepon, tanya macam2. "I told you not to let him go. If you want his letter and everything, bring his chart back to the ward...I'm not going there." Hah...padan muke ko nurse!
Bengang 4:
IVC no 1 dislodged. IVC no 2 dislodged lagi. Pesan kat nurse, sile la letak dressing over IVC. Patient dah sound aku dah, kata tanak IVC lagi. Ko kata iye, iye nanti saya buat cik doktor. Tak pasal2 30 minit kendian, ko bleep lagi, "Mr X's cannula dislodged again." "Didnt I asked you to put a dressing over it?" "Oh, the other nurse must've forgot to let me know." "This is the 3rd time I placed a cannula on him. Make sure you put a dressing over it this time, OK" "Oh, you can do the dressing yourself." MAK AIH....ko yang nurse ke aku yang nurse???
Bengang 5:
Ni universal punyer bengang. Bleep aku. Pas tu bila aku jawab bleep, samada takde orang angkat fon, ataupun lambat. Pastu bleep lagi.... Gile apa?? Prank bleep apa korang ni???
Bengang 6:
Orang sibuk2 buat keje. Ko lepak ramai2 makan lunch kat ofis sambil borak2 pasal cuti. Bila nak kasik tau something, "I'm not looking after her. The nurse must be on lunch break." Ok, fine. Bila aku on my lunch break or intern teaching...terkecoh2 la bleep aku..." Sorry, I'm in the middle of teaching". Lepas kol 2, baru bley layan korang....
Bengang 7:
Suruh aku chart kan something. Bila aku pi carik drug chart...ntah ke mana2 la hilangnya.
Bengang 8:
Masa ward round tanak follow. Dah habis ward round baru kecoh2 nak tanya macam2!
Bengang 9:
Bleep aku kol 7pm. Suruh kasik bolus heparin. Ko cakap intern tu dah chart tapi tak kasik lagi. Kol brapa dia chartkan heparin? Kol 2pm tadi.... La, pesal tak bleep intern tu kol 2 or 3 or 4 or
....??? Napa after 6 baru nak call aku??
Bengang 10:
Tak abis2 suruh chart IV fluid. Patient tak fasting, bukannya sakit teruk, bukan hemiplegic, bukan diabetic, bukan comatose, bukan post CT contrast... Kasik makan la.. Pehal malas sangat nurse ni??
Bak kater RDuignan (idola aku): "Oh I know Marisa. The nurses are sooo busy all the time. They have 3 most important jobs to do all day. Do the obs, give meds and ask each others who's on first or second break..."
